I Rewatched Mad Men and Now I Want to Smoke Indoors and Gaslight a Secretary

a half-sarcastic, fully fashion-obsessed ode to Janie Bryant’s genius

Look, I didn’t plan to rewatch Mad Men. I was just sitting there, minding my business, when the algorithm whispered, “Hey… remember Don Draper? The man who emotionally devastates women in a three-piece suit?” And just like that, I fell headfirst into seven seasons of cigarette smoke, r…